"Apologies in advance; this is The Chris Gethard Show!" - Bill Florio
"This one hurt. The only show that actually went off the rails, and the night after I promoted the show on Jimmy Fallon. A heartbreaking low moment for me in the run of the show." - Chris, from the YouTube description
"I think a majority of it is pretty fun of course with some definite exceptions" - J.D. Amato, from the YouTube description
==Synopsis== (the only comedy show that won't be funny)
After plugging the show on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon , Chris invites fellow comedians and entertainers to help new viewers break into the show by ruining the show. The only two caveats are not to touch the panelists or the equipment.
Bits [ ]
Ask the Human Fish What's on His Mind
Ruin This Show vs. Save This Show: Ruin This Show
Ruin This Show
Bethany fills in for Hallie in the LLC.
The Human Fish leaves the panel for most of the program.
Bananaman holds up a curtain in front of Chris.
People disrupt the show with whistles, kazoos, and the vuvuzela.
Don Fanelli sings "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band.
Vacation Jason appears for the first time on camera, much to the audience's delight and to Chris's dismay.
Shannon O'Neill uses FaceTime while on the panel.
Get Hard Cleaners.
Bananaman gives Rob Malone a late Christmas gift.
Shannon leads a chant calling Gethard racist.
Imposter Random George makes an appearance.
Human Fish sandwich.
Julia hands out pizza.
People start singing "100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall".
Shannon tries to set a record.
Dominican Guy proposes to his girlfriend.
Michael Kayne sends in a video which is just him singing "Friend Like Me" from the Disney movie Aladdin .
There is an unknown explosion noise in the studio.
Everyone sings "The Human Fish Loves Cock" as the Human Fish returns with a dildo and some McDonald's.
Connor Ratliff stops by the show.
Some audience members (including Zane Van Dusen) and Shannon watch an 8mm snuff film.
Connor Ratliff's Secret Service attacks Vacation Jason, whom Connor then pardons.
Chris reveals that his spirit is officially broken.
The real Random George makes an appearance.
The audience sings "I'm A Ghost".
The audience sings the theme from Frasier .
The Cool Guys -- a freestyle rap group from Detroit -- makes an appearance.
Jordan performs a song for Chris.
Appearances [ ]
Cast [ ]
Characters [ ]
Callers [ ]
Brook (3:58): Death of a friend.
Jackie (5:32): Drunk call.
Anonymous (14:42): Repeats everything Chris says.
Anonymous (16:17): Lost kid.
Chad (36:17): Roasts the show.
Dave Bluvband's Uncle (42:33): Recounts the story of whole wheat. Seems not to know that Dave Bluvband is not present on the show as Dave Bluvband.
Anonymous (54:39): Sings "100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall".
Anonymous (54:52): Contradicts everything Gethard says.
Anonymous (56:39): Racist.
Henry Kizer (56:56): Sings with Don Fanelli.
Guests [ ]
Studio audience [ ]
The studio audience participation in this episode has not yet been documented .
Production [ ]
Crew [ ]
Executive Producers
J.D. Amato
Chris Gethard
Dru Johnston
Noah Forman
Director
Live Broadcast Producer
Live Stream Supervisor
Audience Directors
Rob Malone
Andrew "Hot Dog" Parrish
Keith Haskel
Floor Manager
Camera Operator
Other Crew
Patrick Cotnoir
Jon Hess
Nick "Man Behind The Plant" Feitel
Lighting and Audio
MNN Supervisors
Rich Speziale
Jeanette Santiago
Music [ ]
The LLC [ ]
Bethany joins the band as a guest vocalist.
Let's Ruin This Show (0:03)
Come On And Ruin This (1:48)
Cocoon Central Dance Club [ ]
Song #1 (28:30)
Song #2 (49:30)
Gallery [ ]
Videos [ ]
No videos have been uploaded yet .
Quotes [ ]
Vacation Jason: For those of you who don't know, my name is Vacation Jason. I'm a vacation expert.
Vacation Jason: I wanted to improve the show tonight by sharing some of my New Year's resolutions. Here we go. Go on more vacations. Take some much-needed off time. Relax. Chill out some more. Hang loose. Chris: I like how you knew that this show was the only way you were getting this character on the show.
Vacation Jason: I wanna invite everyone in the world to get googy. I wanna define getting googy.
Vacation Jason: I wanna get to work on finally releasing my much anticipated island hip-hop mixtape, "Coconut Berry Lemon Tree."
Notes [ ]
This is Riley Soloner's first time appearing on camera as Vacation Jason, although he had called into the program as that character several times in previous episodes.
This is the first time that Vacation Jason refers to himself as Chris's nemesis on camera. This bit would continue throughout the series, leading to Jason's victory over Chris in the Fusion Season 2 finale "Fight For The Fish".
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The Chris Gethard Show episodes
MNN Season 1
The First Episode • The Episode Where Everything Started • The Third Episode Episode • The Tazapper Episode • The Whiffle Bat Gang Episode • The Last Small Studio Show • The Hands on an Audience Member Episode • The Kickboxer Episode • The Dance Battle Episode • The Human Crane Episode • The How Random is Random Jean Episode • The Fanelli Birthday Episode • The What's On My Head Episode • The Drawing Pictures Episode • The Find The Human Fish Episode • Goodbye Random Jean • New Friends and Long Lost Friends • The Physical Fitness Episode • The Great American Presidential Debate • Sibling Rivalry • The Milkshake of Death • Random Andrew and The Hero's Journey • Sandwich Night • The Greatest Rivalry in Sports • Papa Gethard's Love Cauldron • Monologues Only • One Hundred Callers • The Spirit of Gethard • Ruin This Show • The Dominatrix • The Night of Zero Laughs III • The Blindfold Show • Loser is the New Nerd • The Search for the New Random • The Birth of the Third Random • Checking in With Alyssa • How Do Girls Work? • The Culture Show • FAQ Special • The Birth of The Hintmaster • The Camera Cannon • The Wisdom of the Aged • Math Sucks, Hintmaster Sucks • The Hintmaster Show • Multiple Choice Cavalcade of Fiascos • Foreign Language Bingo • We Got Nothing • Robot Fights • Birthday Night • The Great Gethard Look-Alike Extravaganza • The Asbury Spectacular • Farewell Melissa • The One Year Anniversary Show • The Night of Zero Laughs 2 • The Genuine Sadness Episode • The Shitty Art Show • The Twist Magazine August 2012 Issue • The Setup Show • Sum Yourself Up in One Sentence • Celebrities Come Validate Us • The Crowd Sourced Character Contest • Happy Murf Day • Truth or Dare • The Ultimate Public Access Party • Smash Cut to the Future • Smash Cut to the Past • A Book Shall Be Written • The Blindfold Show II • The Softer Side of Shannon O'Neill • The Cans Film Festival 2012 • The Hallowcane Squeezetacular • 12 Hours of Election Coverage • Old Enough to Be President: Connor Ratliff's 35-Year Journey to the White House • The Beef Off • Sandwich Night 2012: 2 Sandwich 2 Night • Fan Fiction Theatre • First Night in Harlem • Panic Attacks and Technical Disasters • The Spirit of Gethard 2: Hintmaster Hologram Holiday Special • Hyperresolutions • Keeper and Company • Loser is Still the New Nerd • Angels and Devils • Belly Burrito • Farewell Manesha • Race to the Top • Ambidextrous? • February Beach Party • When the Cat's Away, The Ratz Will Play • First Times • Someone Will Die • The Royal Rumble of Twister • Beyonce! • Let's Get Real • What's in Hot Dog's Mouth? • Conventional Real Late Night Characters • Who Needs a Haircut? • We Will Predict Your Future • Sum Yourself Up in a Dance Move • What's the Worst Thing You Can Make Us Say • Conspiracy Theory Gary Show • The Hour Long Song • The Crowd Sourced Character Contest 2 • True or False • Leaked Emails • Lookin' at Dicks in the Dark: A New Low • Hundo • Glory Hole Kissing Booth • Destroy-a-Toy • Turtle Birthday • Space Battle • Caller Critiques • The Villain's Journey • We Got Nothing 2 • The Mole • The Beef Off 2 • Olympic Training • We Watch You • TCGS Half Hour + Saddle-Bee Neigh-t Hive • Mike at the Library • Rid Us of This Cursed Doll • Open for Delivery • Place Your Bets • A Big Announcement • Sandwich Night: Br3advolution • Scare the Shit Out of Bethany • The Cream Wedding • Murf vs. Gimghoul: Hour-Long Scumbum Exposing Special • The Spirit of Gethard 3: Christmas Juice • The Human Fish Gets Waxed • Tell Us Something You've Never Told Anyone • J.D.'s Nightmare • I'm Nervous All the Time • Say it to My Face • Don Fanelli Builds a Human Size Bird House • Paintin' Faces with Diana Kolsky • Spanish Calls Only • How Would You Fight Me? • Straight-Up Phone Sex • Talkin' Teenz • Juan in a Million • The Night of Zero Laughs V • The First Call Show • We Aren't Done Talking About Wrestling Yet • Talk About Whatever You Want (But We Recommend Professional Wrestling) • Why Did You Stop Watching The Chris Gethard Show? • ShoutOutTV Presents The Booty Shake Hour with Bo Montez • I Can Do Bad All By Myself • 18th Century American Gladiators • Should We Keep Doing This Show?
MNN Season 2
Fill the Bowl • Flying Knives and Animal Heads • Down to Fun • 200 Kazoos and #SmithGate • Who's Your Favorite Serial Killer? Have You Taken Human Life? • Birds and Bees and Eventually Eggs • Those Are Words My Mouth Just Said • Truth or Myth with Smith: Episode 1 • Sandwich Night: Toast Protocol • All Hands on the Bad One • Web CG • The Crowd Sourced Character Contest 3
MNN Season 3
Fetish Party • Meet the Parents • When Next You See Us We Will Be Standing Atop the Rubble Of The Entertainment Industry, Victorious Conquerers In A Strange Land That's Never Welcomed Us. We Are The Outsiders. We Are The Renegades. We Are The Surrogates For The Silent Masses Who Are Not Willing To Be Treated As A Number, Who Are Smart Enough To Know That Their Value Is Rooted In More Than What Demographic Some White Male In A Suit Categorizes Them In. In April We Take To New Airwaves To Shout Furiously On Behalf Of The Sad, Creative, Sexually Confused, Generally Forgotten Kids Who Have Long Found It Unpleasant To Shout For Themselves. We Are A Voice For The Voiceless. We Take To The Grid So That We May Speak On Behalf Of Those Who Opt To Live Off Of It. We Are The Nervous System, And Our Viewers Are The Heart And The Brain. We Aim To Obey The Commands Of The Meekest Voices Amongst The Din. We Are Selling Out, But We Will Never Back Down. We Thank The Powers That Be For Our Seat At The Table But We Refuse To Ever Be Cool And We Insist On Making A Mess. Some People Get Invited In The Front Door. Some People Sneak Through The Back Door. We Are Sleeping In A Tent In The Vacant Lot Next Door And Throwing Eggs At The Metaphorical House. This Is Not Goodbye, It's Only See Ya Later. This Is Not The End, It Is The Beginning. MNN Was Where The Forces Gathered, And Now The Army Marches. And You, The Viewers Who Have Supported Us, Are The Generals In That Army, The Admirals On The Ships, You Tell Us When It's Time To Push The Button And Go Nuclear On The Whole Venture. The Mainstream Entertainment Industry Murdered Andy Kaufman And It Is The Duty Of This Show To Get Revenge On His Behalf.
Fusion Season 1
Show Us the Weirdest Thing About Your Body • Human Duck Hunt • We'll Sleep When We're Canceled • Fear: A Comedy Show • Til Geth Do Us Part • You Okay? • Loser Party at Comic-Con